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l-o-v-e-d-i-s-n-e-y:

worldfamousjunglecruise:

kyoukinohana:

mmysbathotw:

abessinier:

The essence of being athorable

Reblogging because athorable is going in my vocabulary. 

^ My favorite

sCREAMING

I was just saying to my friends today we should change the number “four” to “thor”… then i found a “thor leaf clover”… true story…

Oh god the last one

chaoticaftermath:

hey-its-pepper-potts:

agent-natasha-romanova:

ask-agent-hill:

loki—laufeysonn:

ask-me-pepper-potts:

agent-henriksen:

firlalaith:

asgardian-con:

ashleybenlove:

stitchpunk1:

vampire-butt:

saphyremelodies:

raeriku:

lokii-d:

Marry: Loki

Live: SHIELD Headquarters

Kids: 42 hahahah

Car: Company car

Kink: Violence ;)

Job: Nanny

FUCK YEAH I GOT LOKI, we live in Asgard (of course), we have no children, our car is a SHIELD aircraft carrier (hells yeah), kink: bestiality (I guess that’s how Sleipnir was born), and job: scientist

LOOOOKIIIIIIII <3333 We live at the shield head quarters. We have a bunch of fussy superheroes. I drive the latest fastest sports car. Horns is my kink. <3 fuck yeah. AND I AM A MOTHERFUCKING HORSE WHISPERER 

Marry Bruce Banner, Live in Asgard, no kids(I probably couldn’t handle the Hulk’s dick), I get my own supersuit, Our kink is body paint and I’m an army spokesperson.

I’m Tony Stark…sort of.

marry: Loki

Live: Shield headquarters

Kids: a serpant(oh god)

cars: vintage motorbike

kink: violence

job: genius playboy

Marry: Tony Stark. Live: Shack in South America. Kids: A serpent. Cars: SHIELD aircraft carrier. Kink: Horns. Job: Personal assistant.

Marry: Loki
Live: Mansion
Kids: A bunch of fussy superheroes
Cars: Latest, fastest sports car
Kink: Horns
Job: Spy

Ok, so when can I make this my real life?  

Marry: Loki
Live: S.H.I.E.L.D. Headquarters
Kids: An 8-legged horse
Cars: The Bifrost
Kink: Scientists
Job: God

I love my results.

Marry: Loki (send help please)

Kids: Three

Cars: Latest, fastest sportscar

Kink: Cars

Job: Army spokesperson

I don’t want to play this anymore.

Marry: Bruce

Live: Asgard [Lol. How’d that happen?]

Kids: 42 [Oh… That’s a lot of little ginger geniuses.]

Car: Vintage Moterbike

Kink: BDSM [Ooohhh.]

Job: Personal Assistant [Accurate.]

ic :
Marry : Thor [ WHAT. NO. IMPOSSIBLE.]
Live : Asgard [ STOP IT. STOP IT RIGHT NOW. ]
Kids : 42 [ FOR THE LOVE OF GOD THE HORSE WAS PAINFUL ENOUGH. LADY LOKI’S VAG IS GOING TO LOOK LIKE STARGATE. ]
Car : Company car. […what company? ]
Kink : Daddy Issues [ AUGH. ]
Job : Personal Assistant [ …I SERVE NO ONE.] 

ooc :Marry : Loki
Live : Mansion
Kids : 8-legged horse [ LOLWHAT. ] 
Car : Latest, fastest sportscar
Kink : Horns. [ OH LAWD. WHY IS THIS ALL SO GREAT. ]
Job : Personal Assistant [ …to Loki? Damn. That’s kinky shit right there.]

Marry: Black Widow [oh hey Nat lol]

Live: S.H.I.E.L.D Headquarters [that makes sense]

Kids: 42 […how is that biologically possible..?]

Cars: company car

Kink: BDSM….[o.o]

Job: Secret Agent

WELL…

Marry: Loki

Live: In Asgard

Kids: 3

Car: the Bifrost

Kink: BDSM…O_O

Job: Personal Assistant.

I’m just digging a bigger hole for those shippers to throw me into, aren’t I?

Marry: *Tony Tony Tony Tony Tony* —….loki. 

Live: S.H.I.E.L.D. Headquarters..

Kids: Three

Car: Vintage motorbike.

Kink: Old flings.. oh..

Job: Horse Whisperer

I am scared.

Chaoticaftermath:

Why did I do this?!


Marry: … -Facepalmery- Lokitty

Live: Asgard

Kids: Smartass robots

Cars: S.H.I.E.L.D aircraft carrier

Kink: Tight clothing >..>;

Job: Scientist. 

WHYDIDIDOTHIS?!

Marry: Loki (YESSS)

Live in: Asgard (okay, looks nice enough.)

Kids: three (perfect amount. I hope none of them end up … deformed)

Cars: S.H.I.E.L.D. aircraft carrier (sweetness)

Kink: Bestiality…. (why… I guess Loki will influence me, and so husband and wife shall share kinks? But ew)

Job: SCIENTIST (I can live with that)

But most of all, stop thinking that what people so loathingly refer to as the “friendzone” is some sort of purgatory women put “nice guys” into. My friendship is not a crappy consolation prize that you’re left with if I deny you a sexual relationship– and my body is not your reward for good behavior.

Taylor Callobre, The “Good Guy” Myth

This is pretty much perfect in every way. 

(via lavender-labia)

Odin Allfather: God of Parenting
Odin: Now, young children of mine, here's all the reasons why frost giants are evil, nasty, terrible creatures who don't deserve to live. Not even a little bit.
Thor: Cool! I'm gonna kill them all when I grow up to be king!
Loki: Me too!
Odin: You guys rock. By the way, I'm not going to tell you flat-out that Thor gets the throne - let's just say you were both born to be kings. Yes. Seems best.
- LATER ON -
Loki: Jesus Christ, Thor is just fucking shit up left right and center.
Thor: LOOOOL HAMMER WAR THUMP WEE!
Loki: Good thing we're equals, and all. Both born kings, and all. BOTH ASGARDIANS, AND ALL.
Friends of Thor: Shut up, Loki, you're just jealous and want Thor's throne.
Loki: ...I kind of never said that.
Loki: By the way, can anyone tell me why I'm blue?
- SO AFTER THOR GETS SENT TO EARTH -
Odin: Son, you're adopted.
Loki: WHAT.
Odin: Also you're a frost giant.
Loki: WHAT.
Odin: Of course, I may have raised you to hate frost giants...
Loki: WHY DID YOU KIDNAP ME AND PRETEND I WASN'T A DIFFERENT SPECIES?
Odin: Um, political reasons.
Loki: SO WHEN YOU SAID WE'D BOTH BE KINGS...
Odin: I meant of a frosty, nasty planet you've only been to once while trying to attack your, um, cousins.
Loki:
Odin: Not that that'll ever happen, now that Thor's gone and fucked shit up.
Loki:
Odin: So you don't really have a use, now, and you're not even really Asgardian, so...
Loki:
Odin: Yeah. Probably should have told you sooner, eh?
Loki: YOU-
Odin: Odinsleep!
Loki: GODDAMMIT.
Loki: YOU'RE THE WORST DAD EVER, YOU KNOW THAT.
Loki: SHIT YOU'RE NOT EVEN MY DAD.
Loki: YOU PROBABLY KILLED MY DAD.
Loki: GOD.
yoloki-lokidokey:

angelsauverdose:

I’M HAVING AN HEARTATTACK.

I AM TOO SO MANY HEART ATTACKS MY MIND IS BLOWN.

Wha.. this can&#8217;t be true, can it!? OMG and people thought it was strange that I am in love with this guy. HOW CAN YOU NOT LOVE HIM!? OMG I love this man

yoloki-lokidokey:

angelsauverdose:

I’M HAVING AN HEARTATTACK.

I AM TOO SO MANY HEART ATTACKS MY MIND IS BLOWN.

Wha.. this can’t be true, can it!? OMG and people thought it was strange that I am in love with this guy. HOW CAN YOU NOT LOVE HIM!? OMG I love this man

hey-its-pepper-potts:

agent-natasha-romanova:

ask-agent-hill:

sanguinenatasha:

thenewdevilyouknow:

angelsaretricky:

statement-after-the-wreck:

pocketsizedloki:

cakeisnotpie:

emrysandpendragon:

helldweller:

viola-fireflower:

1. Amy Lee from Evanescence. 2. Alisa Bosconovitch from Tekken 6.3. Ling Xiaoyu from Tekken&#160;: Blood Vengeance. 
It’s looking pretty damn good. 

1. Antti Hyyrynen from Stam1na2. Wolfpack from Resident Evil: Operation Raccoon City3. Alice from Resident Evil
I’m saved. I don’t know how Wolfpack would get along with Alice, but whatever. 

1. Hayley Williams from Paramore2. Ezio from Assassin’s Creed: Brotherhood 3. Thor from… well Thor.
it’s looking pretty darn good. 

1.  Nicki Minaj …. who’ll be useless except to throw in their path
2.  Indiana Jones 
3.  The Avengers. 
Man.  I’m set.

Gerard way.Dovahkiin Captain jack sparrow?FUCK YEAAAH 

30stm
Batman
Iron man
it’s looking fuckin awesome!

1)Owl City. WELP.
2)Jack Sparrow &gt;:D
3)Loki Thor.
I think I’m good.

1] Very last right now I’m listening to Pat Benatar so I’ll go with her.
2] Desmond Miles from Assassin’s Creed 
3] Tony Stark aka Iron Man
I think I’m good. Not to mention I’m a demon.

((( 1. Adam Gontier
2. Leon S. Kennedy
3. Riddick
OMG, it’s freaking promising! )))

1. Slash
2. Master Chief
3. THE AVENGERS
HELL YEAH!

The Chemical Brothers
Ezio Auditore (I think I’ll be fine right there, but wait, there’s more)
The Avengers
I’d say I’ll be fine…

Paul McCartney
…Sauron
The Avengers

1. I Blame Coco
2. George Washington
3. Ironman. 
Yup, I&#8217;ll be fine.

hey-its-pepper-potts:

agent-natasha-romanova:

ask-agent-hill:

sanguinenatasha:

thenewdevilyouknow:

angelsaretricky:

statement-after-the-wreck:

pocketsizedloki:

cakeisnotpie:

emrysandpendragon:

helldweller:

viola-fireflower:

1. Amy Lee from Evanescence. 
2. Alisa Bosconovitch from Tekken 6.
3. Ling Xiaoyu from Tekken : Blood Vengeance. 

It’s looking pretty damn good

1. Antti Hyyrynen from Stam1na
2. Wolfpack from Resident Evil: Operation Raccoon City
3. Alice from Resident Evil

I’m saved. I don’t know how Wolfpack would get along with Alice, but whatever. 

1. Hayley Williams from Paramore
2. Ezio from Assassin’s Creed: Brotherhood 
3. Thor from… well Thor.

it’s looking pretty darn good. 

1.  Nicki Minaj …. who’ll be useless except to throw in their path

2.  Indiana Jones 

3.  The Avengers. 

Man.  I’m set.

Gerard way.
Dovahkiin 
Captain jack sparrow?

FUCK YEAAAH 


30stm

Batman

Iron man

it’s looking fuckin awesome!

1)Owl City. WELP.

2)Jack Sparrow >:D

3)Loki Thor.

I think I’m good.

1] Very last right now I’m listening to Pat Benatar so I’ll go with her.

2] Desmond Miles from Assassin’s Creed 

3] Tony Stark aka Iron Man


I think I’m good. Not to mention I’m a demon.

((( 1. Adam Gontier

2. Leon S. Kennedy

3. Riddick

OMG, it’s freaking promising! )))

1. Slash

2. Master Chief

3. THE AVENGERS

HELL YEAH!

  1. The Chemical Brothers
  2. Ezio Auditore (I think I’ll be fine right there, but wait, there’s more)
  3. The Avengers

I’d say I’ll be fine…

  1. Paul McCartney
  2. …Sauron
  3. The Avengers

1. I Blame Coco

2. George Washington

3. Ironman. 

Yup, I’ll be fine.

a-rather-very-intelligent-system:

penisfan001 started following you

Thank you for following. I hope your day is treating you well.

[An interesting url XD thanks for following! :D]

Oh, it’s treating me well now that you’re here, baby ;D

urameshiii:

dragonloafs:

meehu:

jakface-stuff:

tavington:

EVEN MORE STOLEN IMAGES, PLEASE RE-BLOG

Please look at these images. This “stall” belongs to a Dealer who exhibited at London Expo this weekend.

Images look familiar? They should. They’re all STOLEN.

This guy claims to be the “genius” behind these works of art. Truth is, the majority, if not ALL of them, have been swiped from deviantART, printed on canvas and sold WITHOUT PERMISSION.

This guy is a fraud, a plagiarist, a thief and liar. Why is he even allowed to exhibit at London Expo.

We all need to gather proof that this guy isn’t all he claims to be. If you recognise ANY of these images. PLEASE SHARE OR COMMENT BELOW. A lot of these works are by American artists. We need to inform them and put a stop to this.

Please, please share and let a team of us put this right. We need to gather a lot of solid evidence to get this guy thrown out.

He didn’t have any business cards (no surprises there) but he’s exhibited and sold at London Expo many, many times.

I intend to write a deviantART journal about this and spread the word myself. It would help greatly if you could share your photos here too and we can pool all our evidence in one place and compare photos.

BY THE WAY, THE GUY IN THE FOURTH PHOTO IS THE MAIN STALL-HOLDER, I BELIEVE, HE WAS PUTTING ALL THE CANVASES OUT ON DISPLAY.

Thank you all for reading.

Wow. Seriously. This guy is the biggest fucking douchebag on the planet. Spread the word.

oh my god i recognize one of my favorite pieces, LOVIN IT? by =lora-zombie what a scumbag

signal boost the shit out of this

if there’s one thing I can’t stand it’s art theft

I saw this stall! I was just there this weekend!

How could anyone think he drew all this? Every picture there is like a completely different style! But seriously, this guy’s an ass. 

LADIES…

kneel-to-your-king:

Are you spreading your legs so that we can get in between there?

alackoforder:


Loki in a box with cats!

alackoforder:

Loki in a box with cats!